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Why so many people, penguin?

By this point, you might be asking why on earth is there a penguin hanging out with all these marketing people… and even more important why does this penguin care to share this information with me? Or why so many people at all…  mean, really, penguins should be hanging with penguins don’t you think?

Nooooo. Humans are so very facinating.

Humans are entertaining.

Humans have so much to teach,

they’re quite entertaining,

i love their food

they like to dress like me

they make pictures of me

they sing me songs

they visit my friends all over the world

… and

Humans love penguins. So here I am, being loved.

Besides, I enjoy meeting new ones whenever I get the opportunity (people that is, not necessarily penguins, although I do love meeting new penguins too). I tend to meet most my new people at events the camera girl visits, and she tends to visit marketing events. Why? Because she loves me and wants everyone to know about my fabulousness (yes, thats a word in my dictionary). So what better way to market, then to network and meet marketing gurus… they say you learn best when you surround yourself with people smarter than you. Tis true I say!

If you’d like to share your insight on this idea, please feel free. Or, better yet, show your loving support of me by buying a tshirt of my penguin self and wearing it where ever you go.