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Pooping Penguins

Friends of mine brought me a new penguin friend just after the holidays. Isn’t he cute with his shiney plastic hat and all?

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The really embarrassing thing (for him, not me) is he has this issue with his…

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Lack of controlling his poop. Really it was a weird hard candy coated treat – yeah, I ate one – that’s it to ya?!

I know what you’re thinking now, “hey, where’s the video, that would be hilarious!”. No it wouldn’t! I’d be the one to have to stand there and watch the guy and film it and then watch him again while I set it up — I’m not all that into poop!

However, if you are a poop enthusiast type, I’ve found 4 fabulous penguin poop goodies for you (minus the stink)…

Galapaganza Penguin Poo
Pineapple Pocky Productions Pineapple Pocky Productions

note: these are not my own creation, I take no claim to their fame. They are, however, referral links – it’s all about sharing the love these day, dontcha think?
If you’d like to get your own pooping penguin, You can’t have one just like mine (it’s a special road trip treasure), but you can have this one…

Pooping Penguin Candy Dispenser

Pooping Penguin Candy Dispenser
This one is actually a wind-up toy so he waddles around while he drops his tasty nuggets-o-poop. Oh joy! I know I’ve also seen them at Walmart, but not on the website.