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Penguin got a speeding ticket

Yes, it’s all my fault. I slap my face up on the vehicle back window and now everyone wants to stop and say hi. See up in the back window, that’s Mr. Officer giving the man behind us a ticket. Lucky him, (the policeman) he got a twofer that day.

I didn’t have the guts to ask if he wanted to take a picture with me.. so this is going to have to do.

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Lucky for the camera girl the officer was in a good mood. We didn’t have our proof of insurance or currant registration with us – why would we? We never get pulled over! Of course we’re never speeding either. Really dumb… We were trying to make it home before my friend got out of school… but instead we got pulled over right in front of the school so he could wave at us when his bus drove by. Brilliant eah?

If I were driving, we wouldn’t have had this problem – I can’t fly, but no one ever said penguins can’t drive! Watch for a photo this April from the courthouse :D

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

Suzzie March 9, 2009 at 8:51 am

lol well a penguin's gotta get around somehow!

Daniel M. Clark March 9, 2009 at 9:25 am

I've got visions of the penguin taking the car over a cliff like Toonces the Driving Cat from Saturday Night Live. You better hope speeding is the worst pickle he gets you into ;)

Suzzie March 9, 2009 at 9:51 am

lol well a penguin's gotta get around somehow!

Daniel M. Clark March 9, 2009 at 10:25 am

I've got visions of the penguin taking the car over a cliff like Toonces the Driving Cat from Saturday Night Live. You better hope speeding is the worst pickle he gets you into ;)

Southbeachannie March 9, 2009 at 10:57 am

Having a clean record helps!!

Southbeachannie March 9, 2009 at 11:57 am

Having a clean record helps!!

Tina March 11, 2009 at 9:39 am

If I would have seen you I would have honked!

Slow down lead foot!

Tina March 11, 2009 at 10:39 am

If I would have seen you I would have honked!

Slow down lead foot!

Caroline March 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I saw you guys today ( March 19th) parked in front of Castle Rock Bank. I would've honked but didnt! Sorry..

jgoode March 19, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Ha! That's awesome! Thanks for letting me know.. good thing you didn't honk, I was absorbed in reading the new John Grisham book… would of scared me half to death!

jean March 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm

I say make the penguin pay.

jean March 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm

ooh! New Penguin design idea: Penguin in jailhouse stripes. With little hat. And a pickax.

Caroline March 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm

I saw you guys today ( March 19th) parked in front of Castle Rock Bank. I would've honked but didnt! Sorry..

jgoode March 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Ha! That's awesome! Thanks for letting me know.. good thing you didn't honk, I was absorbed in reading the new John Grisham book… would of scared me half to death!

jean March 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm

I say make the penguin pay.

jean March 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm

ooh! New Penguin design idea: Penguin in jailhouse stripes. With little hat. And a pickax.