Just Because

Friends of mine brought me a new penguin friend just after the holidays. Isn’t he cute with his shiney plastic hat and all? The really embarrassing thing (for him, not me) is he has this issue with his… Lack of controlling his poop. Really it was a weird hard candy coated treat – yeah, I [...]
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Just Because

Almost brand new… I finally have a brand new clean body, yay me! I’d like to say it’s because i’ve switched to an entirely organic, natural, non-preservative diet. No way is that true- I love my junk food! I’m embarrassed to say, I was getting so nappy and grimy I couldn’t look at myself anymore. [...]
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